11/25/07
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9/3/07
A Funny Joke VII
By Conan O' Brien (NBC)::::::::::::::::::::
A new government study has found that the average American car weighs 500 pounds more than it did ten years ago. However, this is only true if the average American is sitting in the car.
9/2/07
8/30/07
Milk Shake8/29/07
8/16/07
A Funny Joke VI
By RD Magazine:::::::::::::::::
You can't become a dentist without practicing on real teeth. So in school, we used actual human skulls. After going through a stock of them, we placed an order for more with our supplier in India. Knowing the urgency, he confirmed with the order by replying, "Will execute immediately."
A Funny Joke V
By RD Magazine:::::::::::::::::::::
A note on the soda machine in our break room warned "Diet Cola isn't working" Beneath that, someone else had written "Try excercise and a low-carb diet."
8/14/07
Funny Joke IV
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
8/7/07
A Funny Joke III
By Reader's Digest:::::::::::::::::::
A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing 10$ bills into the elephant exhibit.
"Why are you doing that?" asked the zookeeper.
"The sign says it's OK," replied the visitor.
"No it doesn't."
"Yes it does. It says 'DO NOT FEED. $10 fine.' "
8/5/07
Funny Joke I
By Yahoo Jokes::::::::::::::::::::
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!
8/4/07
7/29/07
Donkey Poem
donkeys, donkeys, everywhere,
donkeys, donkeys, here and there.
donkeys, donkeys, are the best,
donkeys, donkeys, are better than the rest.
donkeys, donkeys, live in a hole,
donkeys, donkeys, are hoboes.
donkeys, donkeys, make a poo,
donkeys, donkeys, throw it at you.
donkeys, donkeys, are so cool,
donkeys, donkeys, play in the pool.
donkeys, donkeys, like to eat pie,
donkeys, donkeys, say bye bye! (boom!)
7/17/07
The Future of Human Civilization
Everybody knows that scientists are looking for alien civilization in space, right? Well, when they’re searching, they are looking for either type 1, type 2, or type 3 civilization. Type 1 is when the inhabitants have harnessed they’re planet and control it. They control the weather, they can build cities on oceans, etc., and their power source is solar power. Type 2 is when they have advanced technology , but they don’t have the power to supply it. So, they also use solar power, but, when their supply runs out, they will use the energy from all other stars in their galaxy. Type 3 is when they also use solar power, but their technology is super advanced, kind of like Star Wars. Where are we on this scale? Well, we are so low, we aren’t even on the scale. We are type 0. We get our energy from dead plants and animals and coal. But, right now, we are making the transfer from type 0 to type 1. This transfer is the trickiest and most difficult of all transfers, but is also the most important of all. According to some theories, we should have found hundreds of type 1, 2, and 3 civilizations by now. But why haven’t we found any civilization at all yet? Well, that’s probably because all of those other civilizations didn’t make it in their transfer from type 0 to type 1 civilization. On their planet, their might be to few or too much of something. On our planet , we are having too much heat due to Global Warming. Now you should see why this transfer is the most important of all. It’s because this transfer will decide whether we will succeed and continue to type 2, then type 3 civilization, or we self destruct on the first transfer. Our future depends on this all . . .
